i was just messing around with scissors and pictures and paint and i made this girl right here - because i was making a spider face / to spite her face. so i looked up the origins of the phrase "cut off your nose to spite your face" wow- it's gnarly. You know how Vikings are like the biggest dicks when it comes to raping and pillaging - maybe not the biggest dicks - but i don't plan on running historical numbers. well these nuns - who were committed to jesus, i don't know if they were engaged or in line behind other nuns, or hoping he was gonna make them a mix tape - but these nuns were all about that dude, so they would never give their virginity to some rough and tumble Viking. one of the nuns knew when Vikings arrived they would be raped - so the nun suggested all of the women cut off their noses to appear grotesque to the men. she cut off her nose and her lip and all the nuns followed & did the same. the Vikings arrived - and they pillaged but did not rape, for the nuns looked hideous without noses - alas the Vikings locked them in their abbey and set it on fire - and that is the origin of the phrase.